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1 pagal dosre se: 2+2 kitne hote hain? Dosra pagal: Tumhe pta nhi k muje BIOLOGY nhi ati, Pehla: Eslye Main ney Islamiat ka Sawal pocha tha.
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1 PagaL Doosry PagaL Sy,

Tm Kis Din Paida huwy ?

Doosra PagaL :

itwaar ko

PehLa PagaL :

Tm mujy PagaL bna rhy ho

itwaar ko to chutti hoti hai!

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1 orat Bachy Sy:

So ja ?DIPLOMA? So ja

2nd aurat:

ap isy ?Diploma? Q Kehti ho?

Orat:

Meri Beti Sargodha university me Diploma Leny Gai Thi or ?ye? Le Kr i hy.
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1 Nursery CLASS Ka bacha bola Techr main ap Ko Kesa lagta hon? Teacher: SO SWEET BACHA apne frnd se bola Dekha main ne Kaha tha na sali marti hai mujh par..
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1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home.
Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me.
Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga.
Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee.
Boy:aap kaun?
Girl:mai bittu. aur aap?
Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
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1 Murghi or us k 3 bachay road cros kar rahe they. Road cross karne k bad murghi k 1 bache ne kaha.
Aakhir hum 5 ne road cros kar hi liya

5 kaise?

Socho

Socho

kese hoay?

Or socho zara
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1 molvi sahab ka Tota(parrott) daily 1 shakhs ko,Oye Beghairtakaha krta tha.Us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki.Molvi ne tote ko danta. Agle din jab wo shakhs qareb se guzra to tota kuch na bola. Thora aage ja k us shakhs ne peeche mur k dekha to tota hanste hue bola: Samaj te gia hosy :-)
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1 Molvi Jumay k Din Hoor ki Tareefen Bayaan Kar Raha Tha.

Hoor Aisi Hogi Wesi Hogi
Jab Ziyada Josh Mai Aaya to Bola:

Aur Kya Tareef Karon

Bas

Ghulam Din ki BV ko Dekh Lo.
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1 Mirasi galti se roza rkh betha 12 baje usne bete se kaha: dekho suraj duba? Nhi aba 3 baje:duba kya? Nhi 4 baje: suraj duba? nhi Ay Aj Mainu Lay k E Dubbe ga
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1 MIrasi galti se Roza rakh betha...
12 Baje he apne Puttar se,
Dekh suraj duba?
Nahi Abba.
3 Bje: Duba Kya?
Nahi.
4 Bja: Suraj Duba?
Nahi.
Ae Aj Menu lay K Dobay ga:

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