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1 miraasi ka bachha school daakhal ho gaya...
Teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunaao...

Woh bola:
Meday patrair ko akho naal Dol v mare.
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1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana“
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1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
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1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli pe pasina dekh kr memon bola Na ro mere rupay me tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;-> D Feelngs Of D 1 Who Is Vry Close 2 Our Heart, Coz D Book Wen Held Vry Close 2 Our Eyes Is Very Difficult 2 Read
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1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.

Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay

Pehli Makkhi boli, Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai.@w@
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1 machar ko 1 murghi se pyar ho gaya. Machar ne murghi ko kiss kiya. Murghi denge virus se mar gai aur machar birdflu se mar gaya. Isay kehty hain sacha pyar.
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1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja'ay
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Putar Bashir,wapsi ty 65 wali pepsi lenda aayen teri phophi aii ay
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1 Lrki Or Sardar Ko Pyar Ho Gya.
1 Din Lrki Sardar G Sy Boli Sardar G Apko Meri Bilkul Perwa Nai Hai!
Sardar G BoleOye Pyar Krny Wale Kisi Ki Perwa Nai Krty
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1 larki road pe akeli ja rahi thi peche se 1

boy: ghar tak lift chahiye kya?

Girl:

bhag ja Kamine 3 din se lift le rahi hun abi tak ghar nahi pohnchi.:
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1 larki ne gar se bhag k shadi ki aur hafta baad wapis rotay howi ayi,

Gar walo ne kaha ab q wapis ayi ho.

Larki:larka marcedes ka malik nai driver nikla,
N95 b china wala tha or...

Degree b gomal ke thi...
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