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1 Pathan ny ja'li note banaya or Quaid-e azam ki Topi bhool gaya.

Dukandar bola:
Iski to topi nahi hy?

Pathan:
Ye Qauid e Azam Lala ki Garmi ki tasveer hy.
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1 pathan nanga ser per TV rukh kr ja rha tha rnlogon ne pocha khan kia howa rnpathan bola ek ladke hum ko apne ghar lay gaey or apne or meray kapday utar kr boli khan loot loo jo lotna hai rnhum TV loot kr le aya
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1 pathan NAMAZ par rha tha dusra us k bary me ksi ko bta rha tha k ye bary Namazi, prhaizgar or muttaqi hein.wo pathan NAMAZ tor kar bola m HAJI b hon..:-)
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1 PATHAN naha raha tha k 1 larki darwazay pe aai.
PATHAN aise hi bahar aagya

Larki boli: Uf toba kuch to pehan lien

PATHAN bhag kar andar gaya aur Chappal pehan Aaya
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1 pathan ko khali msg aya.
pathan ne usi mobile per call ker k kaha
!
!
!
woy yaara!
tumko malum hai?

tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!
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1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha

Woy yaara
Tumko malum hay
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy
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1 pathan ko jin charh gaya 3 din baad jin khud ek Aalim k pas gaya aur bola Aalim sahab mujhe bahar nikalo

Main to naswaar ki boo se mar jaunga.
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1 pathan ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
pathan ghussy me beti se kehta hai:
jis ne sms kia hai usy me dekh lunga filhal tum us ka sms usy wapis bhejo.
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1 pathan ki apny bap se larai ho gai,
Pathan ne gusy me apny bap ki
tasveer uthai aur Kabrstan me latka di,
Aur
Neechy likh dia
?
?coming soon?.
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1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Doctor ne puchaKhan sab kya hua?Khan:hum Pathar se keel thok raha tha, Humko 1 aadmi bola khan KHOPRI istimal karo.@Ha Ha
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