1 Phtan ny 1 sardar ko joota mara. Sardar:Tum ne ye joota Ghuse se mara ya mazaq se? Phtan:Ghuse se Sardar: Acha hai warna me aisa mazaq brdasht nai krta.
1 pathan sookhe darya me boat chala raha tha
2nd pathan: aise pathanon ne hi hamara nam kharab kia hai. Agar muje swimming aati to jakar usay bahut marta...
1 Pathan Quaid-e-Azam ki Mazar par ja kar dua kar raha tha Maira Prize Bond har sorat mai nekalna chahie . Jese hi wo Mazar se bahir agia, kesi ne uske Jaib se Prize Bond nekal lia tha . Wo dobar Mazar gia owr bola: Jinah Sahb ! Pahly pori baat tu samaj lia karain