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1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..

Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)
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1 shadi main dulhan ka pehla mangeter b saj dhaj k aya tha, kisi ne p0ocha k kya aap dulha hain? Usne kaha G nahi main semi final main out ho gaya tha:-
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1 Sardar:new car kb li 2 srdr:kl mjhe 1 larki car mein beach pr le gai or apny kapre utar kr boliJo chahye le loMain ne car le li 1 srdr:Chnga kta kpre ki krne
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1 sardar sheeshay k saamne beth kr study krta tha

Why?

BCoz of 3 reasons:

Dobara revision na krni pare

Apne uper nazar rahe

&

He likes combine study.
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1 sardar roz 2 ghantay ro ro k dua krta:Vah-Guru G 1 bar Lotry lga do sirf 1 bar

11 saal baad Guru g ny sardar k agay hath jor diye
Srdar g ticket tay lay lo.
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1 Sardar Restaurant m soup p raha tha.

Boy:
Sardar G soup wich makhi A...

Sardar:
Dil wadda kr yaar, makhi nay kinna p lena ay' ;)
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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
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1 sardar ne
1 Jaltee huwi
Building se 6 logon ko nikala!

Phir b usay logon ne bohot
maara

kyun ??

Islye

K

?

?

?

Woh 6 log
Fire brigade walay thay...
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1 Sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.
Kisi ne pocha

Sardar G, aa keri science aey

Sardar: O yar kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ae.....
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1 Sardar ne 1 jalti hue building se 6 logon ko nikalaPhir bhi usay jail ho gayiKyun ?Woh is liye kwoh 6 log Firebrigade waley thay
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