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1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
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1 tha Chooha.. . . . . . . . Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
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1 student ne MBA ka form bharty hue
Watchman sy pocha :
Janb ya college kaisa hai ?
Watchman :
bot hi acha hai mainy bhi yahan
say hi MBA kia hai.

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1 srdrji khali plate mein roti dubo kr kha raha the.Waiter ne dkha to pucha:Ap ye kia kr rhe han?
Srdrji:Me mathematician hun.Me ne daal SUPPOSE ki hui ha!!
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1 Srdr Jungle se guzar
rha ta 1 CHURAIL ne
roka or kaha HO HO HA
HA me CHURAIL ho Srdar
Janta Hon kmeni Teri 1
BEHN Mere ghar Men B Hy
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1 srdar100 k note pr likha Numbr dial kr rha tha.
admi:Ye Tm kya kr rhy ho?
srdr:Me dekh rha hun k Quaid-e-Azam to wafat pa gay aj kal Unka mobile kis k pas hy?
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1 shoher khobsurt tha or
B.V kali thi.
Shohr, hum dono jannati hÃ¦n.
B.V, wo kese?
Shohr. Tum mje dekh kr shukar krti ho or mein tmhen dekh kr sabar krta hon.
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1 sheikh tandor se roti le k ja raha tha, achank 1 kuta roti cheen k bhaga. Sheikh b kute k pechey bhaga. Jab sheikh bhagte bhagte thak gaya tho ruk k saans liya or bola: aye Allah is roti ka swaab abba marhoom ko dena
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1 SHEIKH suba utha to dekha k biwi mar gai hai jaldi se kitchen me gaya aur beti k galay lag k ronay laga or bola
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1 banday ka nashta kam bananaa
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1 sheikh se ksi ne Masjid k lye chanda manga.
sheikh ne foran 10,000 ka check de dia.
Aadmi: Is pr sign to kro.
sheikh: Hum nek kam me apna nam zahir nhe krte.
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