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1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in square box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..! !
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1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2 & 3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
tension hoi???
ab dosro ko do.
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1, admi doston ki mehfil se late night ghar gaya,

Doston ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

Admi bola: Nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to main wese bhi nikalwane wala tha..!!!

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1 Zamana Tha Jub SuBha Kuk-Ru-kooo Kr k MurGhay Humen Jagaatey Thay Aur Aaj Ka Zamana Dekho Humen Sms Kr K MurGo Ko Jgaana Parta hy. GOOD MORNING.
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1 truck k pichay likha tha chota khandan,zndgi aasan or us k nichay likha tha 'kamran,imran,irfan,noman,gurya, bublee,guddu, sunny or pappu k baap ka peghaam.
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1 Truck dusryTruck ko Rasi se bandh kr leja rha tha.

Ye dekh kr ek pathan Has-Has kr Lotpot hogya

Or kehny laga:
Ek Rassi ko le jany k liy do do Truck...
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1 tota or usks malik jahaz me safar kar rahe thay

airhostes guzri to toyy ne c.t bjae ...
to wo mur k muskrae

malik ne yeh dekha to us ne b (c.t) bjae
airhostes ne complain kar di ...

elaan hua k dono ko jahaz se phenk do!!

Darwazy pe tota malik se bola...
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urna anda a .?
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malik:-nai....
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tota:- fer maa no Q cherya c........
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1 tiger ny 1 sardar ko zoo me mar dia
1 bndy ne pucha tm ny sardar hi ko Q mara?
Tiger: Saly ne dimag khraab kr dia tha,
kb se keh rha tha
“Ainni Waddi Billi”
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1 tha Raja 1 thi Rani
2no ki thi ajab kahani
Raja aankh larata jaye
Rani b Sharmati jaye
Wo Rajay k sath Phans gai
Sara Zewar Chuk k Naas gai
Raja Man ka Pagal tha
Rani ka dil b Ghayal tha
2no akele bethe thay
Love you! Love You! kehte thay
2no ko phir charh gai masti
Bhol gaye Dunya ki Hasti
Ik doojay main Ghum ho gaye
Japhi Pa k so gaye
Subha ko Raja Dor gaya
Rani ka dil torr gaya
Ab Rani ka ik Bacha hai
Jo Msg parh k hunsta hai.
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