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17century ki mom 2 son:beta apne religion,cast,level or mulk ki ladki se shadi krna
18cntry:apne cast,level or mulk ki larki se shadi krna
19cntry:apne level or apne mulk ki larki se shadi krna
20cntry:apnay level ki larki se shadi krna
21cntry:beta sirf larki se he krna! :-P
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15 years back

Parents wanted their girl
to get married to a good boy

Now-A-Days

Parents wants their boy
to get married to a good girl
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143 143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. Tomorrow I will teach u 144
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1000 pages ki book kitne din men parhi ja sakti he?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof.: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye btao paper kb he!!!!!!!
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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p
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10 things I know about U!!

1. U r a special person with a wondrful Heart

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Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge.
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10 Terrorists
Came by BOAT recently..
543 Terrorists will
Soon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us.. Take Care. ……
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10 log 1 pthan ko maar rhe the phir b wo hans raha tha jb us se hasne ki waja pochi to bola me gul khan ho or ye log mujhe gulab khan samajh kr maar rahy hain..
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10 foot onchi dewar per ghas rahki hai,
Batao gadha isay kesy khaye ga?

Socho!

Or socho!

Or socho!

Or socho!

Har gaye na!!

Gadha bhi haar gaya tha!!
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10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER“…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DONT HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DONT HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WONT HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY“.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DONT HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?

BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER
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