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1waqt tha! ap K msgs aise aaty thy jesy kisi ne ap k Sir Pe PISTOL rkha howa hy or wo ap se msg krwa rha hy mgr ab lgta hy us ne GoLi mar di
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1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe thy Airhostes guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo pichy mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to usne b c.t bajai,airhostess ne shikyat lagadi.elan hua 2no ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazy pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nai
Tota:te fir baghiarti q kiti c?
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1st sardar:Main ik eho jai cheez labhi aa jeedhay nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda hai.2nd sardarBalle! Balle Ki cheez hai? 1st sardar:MORi.
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1st Sardar: yar ye des ki mitti main woh khushbo nhi jo phle hoti thi..

2nd sardar: abay yaar tere hath me mitti nhi Gober ha.
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1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ? 2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON. 1st sardar: Aise nahi jane doonga pehle matlab bata.
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1st sardar: hello
2nd sardar: ji kon
1st sardar : ma hun
2nd sardar: oye ye tou kamal hogaya.yaha b ma hoon
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1st sardar- i m so kanjoos i went alone to honeymoon & saved half money.
2nd sardar- u r nothing, i saved all money, i sent my wife with my friend,
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1st Lawyer : You’re a Fool. 2nd Lawyer : And You’re
a Damn Fool.
Judge : As the Learned Lawyers have now
Identified Each other,
Can we Proceed with
the Case.?
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1st Lady : Ap k Husband Roz Time Pe Ghar Kaise Aajate Hain ?
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2nd Lady : Maine Keh Diya Hai F_cking Theek 9 Baje Shuru Ho JaeGi,
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Chahe Tum Ghar Aao Ya Na Aao.
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1st Girl:Me To Us Se Shadi Karon Gi Jo Handsome Ho Ameer Ho Or Bohot Piyar Kare,
Or Tm?

2nd Girl: Me To Us Se Karon Gi Jis K Ghar U.P.S Laga Ho...;-)
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