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2 gadhay aapas mein baat kar rahay thay
1st:yaar Malik mjhy bahut marta hai
2nd: tu bhaag jan
1st: bhaag tu jaon,laikin yahan future bright hai
2nd:woh kaisay?
1st:malik ki beautiful baiti jb b shararat karti hai tu malik kahta hai
TERI SHADI KISI GADHAY SAY KARA DUN GA. . . .
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2 ENGINEERING KA STUDENTS RAAT KO STUDY KARTY HOWA.
1ST: YAAR KITNY BAJA HA?
DOSRAY NE 1 PATHAR UTHA KR SAMNA WALA GHAR PA MARA.
1 AURAT NIKLI OR BOLI:
kAMEINO AB TO SO JAO RAT KA PONAY 3 BAJ GYA HA.

THATS THE ENGINEERSS LOGIC
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2 dost safar pr ja rahy thy rasty me raat hogai wo TENT lga k sogae,

RAT ko 1 ki ankh khuli usne dost ko jga kr kaha asman ki taraf dekh k btao tumhy kya nazr a raha hy

2nd: boht sare sitary

1st: is se kya pta chlta hy?

2nd: asman khubsurat lag raha hay or roshni b hay

1st: Abey saalay koi TENT Utar kr le gaya hay..
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2 day MOKKA: Two foxes went to the jungle in different direction
So how do u find it??

Simple!!

Bi-nary search..

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2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE

WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN

NUCLEAR BOMBS...
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(1) 2week used sockz

(2) molion waly parathy ki gase
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2 Charsi chhat pe so rahe thay.. 1Charsi doosre se bola: Yaar Maachis kahan hai? . . . 2nd: Teeli jala k dekh le yahin hogi.
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2 Aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal ek saath jail mein
guzar kar jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha
Chalo ab baaqi baatein ghar phoch kar kartay hai...
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2 Admi Qabristan main baithe thay 1ne kaha..Ye Log Baray Aram se Sotay Hain1 Murda qabar se utha or bola..Kyon na soyen ye jagah jaan de k hasil ki
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2 Aadmiyon ki BV gum ho gai.
Ek bola: Teri BV kesi hai?
Dosra: Blue Eyes, Rosy Lips and Charming, Aur teri kesi hai?
Pehla: Meri chor teri dhondhtay hain.
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2 Aadmiyo ki BiVian Gum hogien
1Bola=Tri BV kesi hy?
2Bola=Fair color,Blue Eyes,Rosy Lips Charming
2Bola=Teri kesi hy?
Phla Bola
meri chor teri dhondte hen
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