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2 pathan bank lotne gaye
pr gun bhol gaye
phr bhi bank lot liya
kese ?
bank manger b pathan tha
bola
kal yad se gun dikha jana.....
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2 Paracetamol, 2 Brufen, Aur 1chamach Haldi Garam Doodh Mai dal kar pe Jao Dard ma Thora Aaram aa Jaega.. Akhir 30 lakh Haaji@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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2 ortin apas main btin kr rhi
hain

1st orat : talaq sy pehly
tmhara ek bacha tha ab 3 kesy
hain ?? .
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. 2nd orat sharmaty hwy : wo
kabi kabar mafi mangny aa jaty
hain
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2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5?7?, 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.“
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.
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2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returnd..
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe Pata
Tha Chudail Tu Nahi
Kudegi..
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From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST..

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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!
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2 he bar Aata hoon net par main
aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad
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2 Girls sitting at
the Computer
1 says : “Isn’t it
Amazing that this
Little Instrument does
the Job of 10 Men.?
The other says :
“But I Still Prefer Men.“
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2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..
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