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31 December ko is saal load shedding ka akhri din hoga
Baqi load shedding agle saal sy hogi.
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3 ways 2 catch a tiger. 1. Newton law: Allow da tiger 2 catch u then u vil catch da tiger. 2. Einstein law: Chase da tiger until da tiger becums tired (...)
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3 srdar raste se ja rhe the
3no ne ek murga dekha

1 srdar ye murga ha

2nd ye murgi ha

3rd ise pathar marte hen agr bhaga to murga or agr
bhagi to murgi:
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3 Sardar bed pr so rahe thay. Un teeno ko jgah theek se nahi mil rhi thi. Phr 1 Sardar bed se neeche sonay lga. 2nd Sardar: Oye!Ab jga ho gai hy, upper aaja:-)
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3 Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rahi thi Inspector: Tum Murghio ko kya detay ho? 1st pathan: Baajra. Inspector: Wrong Food Arrest him. Inspector: Tum kia detay Ho? 2nd pathan: rice. Inspector: Tum bhi ghalt ho, arrest him. Last wala ghbra k bola:hum to sub murghio ko 5,5 rupe de deti hy k jo chaho kha lo
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3 pathan film SHOLEY dekhne gaye. Hero ne kaha Basanti in kutton k samne mat nachna.. Pathan khare ho kar bole Ticket liya hey is ka baap bhi nache ga.
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3 PathaN 1 B?ke Pe Ja Rahe The K Raste Me P0l?ce Ne Rukne Ka ?shara K?a,,

PathaN Ch?llaya 0ye Pagal Ka Bache Pehle H? 3 Bethe Ha?N
Tum KahaN Bethe Ga..?
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3 khobsorat Dost
sirf Aap k liye

( ; )
()() ZINDAGI

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() () KH0SHI

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kia?

1 main b to hon na..
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3 Fevourite things in My Life. 1. Bariyani 2. Dew 3. U B coz Bariyani.....To Eat Dew......To Drink And U..... Aray Table kon Saaf kary ga.
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3 fastest ways of communications: 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell a woman Need more speed?? Then Also advise her NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
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