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95 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya

ZAROORAT-e- RISHTA

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya

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Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain
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800 kamron ka Mehal ho,

Motiyon se saja ho Darbar,

Income ho Arbon main,

Aur 200 Marcedes Car,

Sab mil sakta hai Sapnon main,

Is liye Jagna hai bekaar,

So ja mere yaar, So ja mere Yaar!

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800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se sja ho drbar

Income ho arbon me

Or 200 mercedes car

Sb mil skta he sapno me

Islye jagna ha bekar

Soja merey yaar
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80 yrs man 2 Dr; My 20 yrs Wife is Pregnant any advice? Dr:Pehle 1 story suno 1 Shikari ko shikar pe jane ki jaldi thi Wo Gun ki jaga ghalti se Chatri legya Jungle myn Shair dekha Jaldi se Chatri ka handle khencha aur fire kiya Shair gira aur mar gya Old man: Namumkin! Ksi aur ne fire kiya hoga Dr:EXACTLY
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80 20 tere dil 20 13
10 sohnia 13 ki khial a
11 belian nu enj nai 27da
piar nal piar da jawab hona chai da
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8 Herat angez Baten 1:INDIA me 95% log Doodh nahi pete 2: Dubai me ab tak jurwa bache peda nhi huve 3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hen 4:Sanp ko(.....)e 3 mobile ki betry charg ho sakti hen, 8:Ye sub points ghalt hen. mery ghar light nahi hy time pas
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75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya

ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya

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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain
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70 yr old man asked his wife do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?wife replied 'No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it.
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70 Year Old Tom went
to the Doctor for a
Check up.
Days later the Doctor
sees Tom with a
Gorgeous Young Woman
and says, Wow, Aren’t
you really Doing Great.?!
Tom : I’m just doing
what You Said, Doc.
You said Get a
Hot Mamma and
Be Cheerful.
Doc.: God. I Only Said,
‘You’ve Got a
Heart Murmur: Be Careful.’
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7 peer 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse buzrug peer ko salam kar k poochta hai ...? peer sb larki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...? ?

Woh peer sabse chhote peer ko pukarta hai...aur kehtaa hai

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