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Ek poet ghurbt se tang aa kr Daku Bn gya
Daketi krne 1 bank gya or kaha
Arz hy Takdir me jo hai wohi Milega,
HandsUp,Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega..
Phir cashier se kaha...
Apne kuch khuwab meri aankho se nikaal do...
Jo kuch bhi tmhare pas hy jaldi se is beg me daal do
Boht koshish krta hun teri yad bhulany ki,
Khabrdaar koi koshish na kre police ko bulany ki
Bhula de mujhko, kia jata hy tera,
Me goli maar dun ga, jo kisi ne picha kya mera.
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Wo hamara Dil Jalaye To BHAAR ME JAYE
Wo Kisi Aur Ka Ho Jaye To BHAAR ME JAYE
Ek Tamana Hy Faqt hmary Sath honda mein Bethay
Wo kisi parado K Sapne Sajaye To BHAAR ME JAYE
hamary Kaan Taraste Hain Uski Awaz K Lye
Wo hamara fone Na Uthaye To BHAAR ME JAYE
Arzoo Hy K Wo hamary Ghar Khana Khaye
Par Us Ko K.F.C Hi Nazar Aye To BHAAR ME JAYE
HUM Us Ko Hr Waqt Msg Krty Rehty Hain
Dosto Wo Phr B Lift Na Kraye To BHAAR ME JAYE..
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Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. Aur Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se
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;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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;-) Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,
Parhne me dil mera lage kbi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaa,
Soya raha mn classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gya hon, chalna phirna bhol gya hon,
4 dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
lambi parhai lambi parhai;
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;-(
A Lady asked a
Bank Manager : ‘What
is a Joint Account.?’
He explained : ‘It means
the Husband Deposits and the Wife Withdraws’Ã‚ Ã‚
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:: 1st sardar
Yaar koi aisa karobaar bata jis mein ziada munaafa ho...

:: 2nd sardar
Aisa kar sardiyon main sasti Baraf le kar garmiyon main ba@@@@@@@@@@@
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: BOY :
Dil Ruba !

.GIRL :
Balance bhijwa !

: BOY :
Paise Nahi

: GIRL :
Kaise Nahi

: BOY : Mehangayi Hai !

: GIRL :
Phir Aaj se Tu mera bhai hai.

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: Best : Shair : Of : Season :

Na Din Ko Light..
Na Rat Ko Light..

Wah WAH wah!

Na Din Ko Light..
Na Rat Ko Light..

GOOD NIGHT
GOOD NIGHT. . . :)
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Ye

Mera

Naya

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Mat Samaj Lena, mamu Ye To 0 Se 9 Tak Ulti Ginti Likhi He!
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