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Hum Ne Kaha K KAMAL Ho Jy agr Tum Hum Ko Bhula Sako,
ASSAD

Hum Ne To Faqat Baat Ki Us Ne KAMAL Kr Diya..!
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Frend: yar ma apna purse ghr bhool aya, mainu 1000 rupay chahiday c.

Sardar: dost he dost de km aunda ay. Le 10 rupay, riksha kr te purse lay aa...!

;-);-)
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Computerized Shairi...

Â¤ Kal jab milay thay to dil mein hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found.

Â¤ Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr donga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar donga.

Â¤ Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil say aisa cut kia k paste krna bhol gaye.

Â¤ Lakhon honge nigah me, kbi mjhe b pick karo,

Mere pyar k icon pay kbhi to double click karo.
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Boyfriend Ny Apni Girlfriend Sy Kaha!!

Tum Muje Kitna Pyar Krti Ho?

Girlfriend: Aarz Krti Ho!

Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Sy Zeyada

Samjha Hai Jise Khud Sy Zeyada

Bherosa Hai Jis Pe Sub Sy Zeyada

Tu He Hai Wo Haram Zeyada :-D Hor Phoch

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Boy: Apka Naam Kiya Hai?

Girl: Pehan K Batau Ya

Dikha Kar?

Boy: Kiya Matlab?

Girl: Payal. Our Ap Ka?

Boy: Lekar Batau ya Dekh

Kar

Girl: Matlab?

Boy: Pappi. :-D

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Asli SMS
Ki Pehchan)
(03139461820)
se aya howa

Hr SmS
Anokha
Naya
Or
International meyaar k Ain mutabiq
Puranay
Ghisay pitay
Behooda
or
Bazari
SMS se
Parhaiz kijiye
Tabiat zyada bor ho
To hmare
No. Pe
Rs.100
LOAD kr
k 999
asli SmS
Or
Rs.1000
Load
kr K aglay 1 saal tak
Sms
Recieve karen
Shukriya.

Note:

Mere registred number ki jaga edit kr k apne number se sms send krnay walon ko hawala police kia jaye ga.
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Agar koi apke pas aye aur kahe
tum bewaqoof ho
Tou koi lamha zaya mat karna us ko gardan se pakrna aur kehna

!

!

!

!

Ye baat apne tak rkhna.
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Wakeel
Tallaaq karwanay k
Rs. 50,000/lagein gy

Husband
Pagal ho kya

Qazi Ne to Rs.100/mein
Shaadi karwai thi

Wakeel
Dekh liya na Sastay Kaam ka Nateeja...!
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Sardar goes to jagjit's home n knocks the door

Jagjit: kon ?

Sardar: Main !

Jagjit: Main kon ??

Sardar: Lay dass ! Tu jagjit hor kon .
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Na kro wada sath sath rhne ka

!KhAÃ‘!

Main ne sanso ko b juda hote hoe dekha hai

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