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Sardar: Mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rahi hain.

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Sardar : PTCL walay, boltay hain k bill na diya to Kaat Dein Gay:-)
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President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here ill make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform ill make my whole country happy. The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane ill make the whole world happy!
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Oye Ruko!!! Abi Delete Mat Karo... Neeche Karo, Or Neeche Thora Or Neeche Bas Chalo Ab Delete Kar Do >.<

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Operation Se Pehly Doctor Ne Phoolon K Har Mangwaya, MAREEZ: Ye Kis Liye? Doctor: Mera 1st Opertion Hai Agar Kamyab Hua To Mere Liye Warna Tumhare Liye;-)

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Mareez Ney Achank Aankhen Kholty Huy Kaha: Doctor Sahib Kia Mera Operatn Kamyab Raha? Sabr Say Kam Lo Beta... Main Doctor Ni.. FARISHTA Hon...

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Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye Doctor: Shadi Karlo Man: Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi Doctor: Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

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Aey Emaan Waalon! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kaise Ho ?? %-)

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