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5 Pathan aur 1 Larki Helicopter ki Rassi se latke Huwe thay. . . . . . . Pilot ne kaha Load ziyada hai 1 fard ko Koodna hoga, Yeh sun kar Larki ne kaha K Rassi ko Chorne ki Qurbani main deti hun ! . . . . . . . . . . . Yeh sun kr saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy.
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5 ladke 1 ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the ladki chilla rahi thi
kutto
kamino
beshrmo
haramjado
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lado mat sabki bari aayegi.
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5 Facts in d World... Fact 1:You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. Fact 2:After reading the first fact, all fools try it. Fact 3:Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha HA Fact 4:Now u are laughing!!!bcoz u became a fool!!! Fact 5:If you want to fool ur friends also..forward this soon
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5 best XXX Film Nominees

1. Hasina Ki boobs pe Pasina
2. Condom Apna & Chot Parai
3. Papu Foj Me BV Moj Me
4. Salma Pe Char Gya Balma
5. Nargis k Doodh ka Dahi
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4th and final Part

Phir Charon Ne 1 Bacha Kidnap Kia. Bachay Se Kaha Apne Baap Se 5 Lac Rs La Warna Tujhe Maar Den Gay.
Bacha Ghar Gaya Or Us K Baap Ne Paise Bhi Die.
Kyun?

Bachay Ka Baap Bhi Pathan Tha...!!:-)=P

Please advise moral of the story.
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4-Chezon Par Kabi itbaar mat karna.

(1) Pani Par

(2) BeJLi Par

(3) Aagh Par

Or

(4) Larki Par

Q,k

In Chezon Se Bachna mushkil hai.

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4 Log janat me nahi jaingay 1=Benamazi 2=Shirk kernay wala.3=Maa baap ka naferman.4=Jo mobil me balance honay k bawajoud sms na kerey.
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4 boys on bike..
Police:- triple riding is banned aur
tum 4 baithe ho.....??
Boys shocked...
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look behind..
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and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir
gya...??
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3rd Part

Phir Charon Ne 1 Taxi Li. 1 Bhi Sawar Na Hua.
Kyun?

2 Pathan Agay Or 2 Pathan Peeche Beth Kar Sawari Dhund Rahe The.

Taxi Kharab Ho Gai. Chaaron Ne Khoob Dhakka Lagya But Taxi Wahi Ki Wahi. Kyun?

2 Aagay Se Or 2 Peeche Se Dkhakka Laga Rahe The.
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31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.

Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
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