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2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy.
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760..
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
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2 Sardar sit in a coffe shop..Ist Jaldi pee yar, coffe thandi ho jaygi2nd: To kya?Ist: Are Bevkoof, menu card parh!!HOT COFFEE Rs. 20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/
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2 sardar drakht pr beth k gana ga rahe they
achanak aek sardar ulta latak k gaaney laga.
2nd ne poocha:
ulta kyun ho gaya?
1st bola: Ab 'B' Side ga rha hoon..
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2 pyaz
3 lehsun
5 gm zira
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
1 cup water or
thora sa hara dhaniya,
pata ha hm kya bana rahe hain?

apko bevkuf or vo b masaledar.. GOOD MORNING
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2 punjabi Titancic dekh rahe the jab khatam hui to 1 bola:Le aye vi koi film hui,sari film muk gai sultan rahi te aya hi nai.
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2 pathanon Ne 2 Ghoray khareeday. Masla Ye hua k konsa Ghora Kiska hai?
1st khan: main Apne Ghoray ki Duum kat deta hon!Ye Nishani Hogi Subha dekha to Doosre Ghoray ki Duum kisi Ne Kaat Di.
2nd khan: main apne Ghoray Ka Kaan Kaat deta hon Agli subha doosre Ghoray ka bhi Kaan Kata hua hota hai Dono khan bare pareshan k Ab Kya Kia Jae!Soch bichar k baad 1 khan bola: Safaid tera Kala Mera.!
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2 Pathano k beech fight ho rhi thi. 1st Pathan: Khocha hum tera kapra phar k tmko nanga kr dega. 2nd Pathan: Khocha serious larai me Romantic bat mut kar.
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2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli

agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!
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2 Pathan bhag bhag k Jama't men puhnchy, namaz k bad 1 bola shukr hy bajamat parh li,
2sra Pathan bola, han agr wazoo k chakar men parrty to jamat reh jati
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