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1st frnd
B.V se larai khatm hoi?

2nd frnd
Guthnay taik k mre pas ai thi

1st
usne guthnay taik k kya kaha?

2nd
yhi k bed k niche se nikl ao kuch nahin kahugi.
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1st frnd: me ne 5star hotel me 50 rupe ma pait bhar k khana khaya.
2nd frnd: (herat se) wo kaise?..
1st dost: yar bill to 7000 ka bana tha lekin me ne pese nai diey..
2nd: phir?
1st: phr kya hotel walo ne mujhe police k hawaly kar dya or police walo ko 50 rupy de k ghar agaya.
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1st Friend: meri biwi naraz ho k apna ghar chale gai ha..

2nd: aur Tum apna rab ki kon kon si neymatoon ko jhutlaooge???
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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
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1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
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1Sardar Lassi Pi Raha Tha BOY:Srdr G Lassi Wich Makkhi A. Srdr:Fir Ki Ho Gya Dil Wada Hona Chaida Makkhi Ne Kinni Pe Leni A
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1Pathan ne1 sardar ko juta mara

Sardar:Tum ne ye juta Ghuse se mara ya mazaq se?

Pathan:Ghuse se

Sardar: Acha kia warna main aisa mazak bardasht nahi karta.
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1pathan hair dresser ne apni dukan pehli manzil se dusri manzil pr shift krdi.Aur board lagaya jis pr likha tha. neechy wala ball katny ka dukan ab uper hai.
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1larki ki pent k back side pe jahaz bana tha.

1bacha usy dekh raha tha.

Larki: Kabhi jahaz nahi dekha.

Bacha: Jahaz to dekha hai par aisa airport nahi dekha.
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1girl 2girl say: Meri to her sans par ek Larka marta hai!

2nd girl: Yar tum acha tooth paste Q istemal nhi krti.

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