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1 Dehaati subha subha Bhains ko nehla raha tha
Angraiz pass se guzar raha tha or k
Good Morning

Dehaati:-
Langh wanj, nai mareindi
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1 deewar pe likha hua tha daikho kutta peeshab kar raha hai
SARDAR ne wahan peshab kar dia aur bola:Hahaha peshab ham ne kia aur naam kutty ka badnam hua...
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1 darya k kinare 2 sardar chammach se darya me dahee daal rahe thay..
Pathan ne dekha to poocha: khochay ye kia karta para hai??

Sardar: Hum lassi bana rhe hain..
Pathan: ha ha ha..
O pagal ka bacha Log is liye tum par lateefa banata hai..
Itna lassi tumhara baap piye ga..??
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1 Daku Lady Se: Ye Zevar Muje De Lady: Le, Payal, Jhumka, Churi, Chain Sb Le Or Khusra Ban. Sb Naqli he. Ganjy Ke Dor Me Tri Maa legi sona

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1 Dafa BUSH Ny 1 Pakistani Sy Poocha Ky Ye Pakistan Waly Hr Baat Py BHENCHOD Boltay Hain Eska Matlab Kiya Hota Hai...?

Pakistani Ny Kaha Ky Eska Matlb Hota Hai WATAN SY PIYAR KARNE WALA

Phir BUSH INDIA Gaya OR Taqreer Me Kaha Mujhy Maloom Hai Ky Aap Sb Bahot BEHANCHOD Hain

Main Khud Bhi Bahot Bara BEHANCHOD Hun

Lykin Main Ny GANDHI Sy Bara BEHANCHOD Nahi Dekha .....!
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1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta he Me apko kesa lgta hn.
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Miss:So Sweet.
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Bacha:To phr me apne ammi abbu ko ap k ghr kb bhejn.
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Miss:wo q?
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Bacha:Take wo hmari bat aage chlaaen.
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Miss:ye kya bkwas hy.
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Bacha:
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Tution parhne k lye.miss ap b na Qasam se cable dekh dekh k kharab ho gai hain

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1 Chuha sharaab k drum main gira or nikal k soi hui billi k munh py dum maar k bola:

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mai a gaya hun paaro!Â¡

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1 choti si bachi shop keeper k pas gai or boli...

Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge.,

Shopkpr: Hans k bola han kr longa...

Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate b nhi de sktay.
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1 Chota Munna Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chaiye?
Tofy
Bikit
Chps?
Munna: Nhi Tuch Nhi
Bash Ait Nya Conekshn Taiye,Jong Ka
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1 chor pathan ka m0bile leker bhag gaya.Pathan hasne laga D0st:wo tmhra m0bile le k bhaga aur tum hans rahe ho pathan:bhagne do charger to mere pas he. .
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