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1 bacha jis ki umar 2 sal hy,
Subha se ghar ni aya
Red colour ka nikar pehna hua hy
Jsko mile foran us ki nikar utar k poti krwady Wrna wo niker me kr dega
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1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He

Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.

Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.

Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The
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1 baccha mummy se pitne k baad apne papa se:
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho?
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Papa:Nahi beta
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Bachc: phir itni khofnaak Item kahan se le aae. PyaARe
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1 baat bataon RAAZ ki?
Karo us larki se SHADI,
Jis k chehre pe ho SADGI
Sanso mei ho TAZGI,
Chandni ho CHAND ki,
Rani ho RAT ki,
Khushbu@@@@@GULAB ki,
Baten kare PYAR ki,
Nazuk ho MIZAJ ki,
Achee ho IKHLAQ ki,
Paband ho NAMAZ ki,
Khidmat kare MAA BAP ki,
Aur
kahey main hon na.
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1 aurt ne apni Sas k pas SANP betha dekha to SANP se boli: DASS LE! DASS LE

SANP BOLA : kya dass loon?? Me khud in sy zeher ka

“EASY-LOAD“

krwane aaya hoon.
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1 aurat ny hiran pakaya or bachon ko ni btaya k kya paka he

aakhir ek bachay ny puch hi lya k mama aj kya paka he...?/

mama: ( sharmaty hoey) aj men ny wo cheez pkai he jo ap k papa mjhy

pyar se bulatay hen....

bacha zor se chillaya : Oey ni khana Khotti paki he Khotti.......

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1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia
BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na
Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga
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1 Aurat bache ko le kar khilone ki shop par gai,
Bacha zid karne laga k khilona lena hai.
Aurat:Khan zara isko danto ye zid kar raha hai.
Pathan:Oye behncho zid nahi karo rand ka bacha hum tumra maa ko lu de de ga ganu hara ka bacha maa ka kus.
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bus behn g or bola to ro de ga.
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1 Angrez PAK aya Pnjbi sekhne
jb wo wapas gya to logo ny kaha k kya sekha?
Angrez bola
Oy BATI CHALI GAI
Oy BATI AA GAi
Oy BATI JAAN WALI AE
Oe BATI AAN WALI AE
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1 Angraiz PAK aya Pushto sekhnay.Kuch arsey bad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya seka? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Angraiz ne kaha BiJLEE LARAH BiJLEE RALA
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