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1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein..?! Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
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1 American, 1 Chinese aur 1 Pakistani Chaand Pr Gaye. Teeno Ne Neechey Dekha Tou Zameen Pr 1 Lambi Line Nazar aai. American: Ye NASA Ki Building Hai. Chinese: Nahi Ye Deewar-e-Cheen Hai. Pakistani: Oye Pagal Na Ye Building Hai Aur Na Dewar Ye Tou Utility Store K Bahir Cheeni lenay Walon Ki Line Hai...
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1 admi telescope se asman dekh raha tha, PATHAN b usse dehaan se dekh raha ta k achanak 1 tara tota, PATHAN zor se chilaya.Wah usta@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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1 admi roti ka aik tukra aik khud aur
1 murghi ko khila raha tha

dost: ye kia kar rahey ho

admi: hum ameer log hai rozana chicken ke sath roti khatey hain

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1 admi raat ko 3 bje utha or thajud parh k bad dua maangne lga

Mere mola sb so rhe he or me teri ibadat kr rha hun
sathwali charpai se awaz ai
oe to apni duamang hamari shikayat kyun kr rha he
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1 admi pathn se bola kia tm shadi shuda ho?
Pathn:han hmara 1 orat se shadi hua he
Admi:bewkuf kabi ksi mard se b shadi hoti he?
pthan:han hmara behn ka hoa hy
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1 admi pathan se:kia tum shadi shuda ho? Pathan:Ha hmara 1 orat se shadi hua hay Admi:Bewakoof kabi ksi mard se b shadi hoti hy? Pthan:Ha hamara behen ka hua ha,
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1 Admi ne apni saas k pas saanp betha dekha
Saanp se bola Meri Saas ko das loSaanp:Abay kia das Loon, main to khud apna zehar inse EASYLOAD krwane ata hun!

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1 Admi Ko PoOri Rat Machron
Ne Boht Tang Kia. Uska DimaGh
Ghoom Gya Admi Ne Zehar Pee
Lia Or Bola Ab Kato Saalo Sab
Ke Sab Mar JaoGe.
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1 Admi ki 1 Tang ki Hadi
Tot gi Hospital gaya to
Waha Dosare Admi ki
Dono Tangy Toti Dekh kr
Bola Kya Apki 2 Biwiyan
Hain?
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