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1 Admi ka Inteqal ho gia. Uska Dost Us ki BV k paas aya aur bola:
Kia Main Us ki Jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koyi Etraz nahi
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QABRASTAN walon sei Pooch lo.
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1 admi ne anda fraiee kia to wo jl gya...MURGi ny dekh liya,.MURGI ne admi ko moun per zor se thaper marty hoy kaha ''begerta TENU dena pavy te lg pta javy.
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1 AdmÂ¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
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1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,

PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya.Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.
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1 Aadmi Sardar se: Rotay Q ho? Sardar:1Truck k takar se bal bal bach gia
Aadmi:Bach to gaye ho phir Q rote ho?
Sardar:Truck k peche likha tha
wat milsoon
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1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

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1 aadmi ki 7 unglian thi,

Sb log usko Akbar keh k bulate the

Socho q?

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Thora aur

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Nhi pata??????

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Q k Akbar uska
Naam tha;-) w .
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1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga
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1 bar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi 1 larka samne se aya Dono bilkul pass agaye Larka side pe ho giya Larki chali gai

Moral:

Sb tuMhaRi tarah kamene nai hote
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0nce der ws a pukha kutta
He ws vry pukha He phiring loor loor He dekha the sh0p of chacha kareem
He chuking one boti & nass gya.
Jb he guzra frm naalay alay pul to.
He saw 1 hor kutta.
He became vry shoda.
His soch ws vry kutiyan aali.
He phonkia on him nd His apni v boti naalay vich dig peyi

MORAL:
Jo dujyan nal kutay aali krda a, ona nal ap v kutay aali hondi a..
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