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Dil cheer k bhi deikho gy to Dard dhoond na paao gy “Faraz“
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Q k
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Dard faraz k Dil mein nhi
“Gudi“ mein hai…!
(,“)> )(
<“\_ Ooof..
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Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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Dear Customr,
Ab“WAPDA“
Laya Naya Packeg.
“5 Ka 55″
Yani her ghnta 5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.
Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.
2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.
3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne!se jannat mein jane k ziada amkanat.
4-Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shamuliat.
Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai
“WAPDA“ or awaam ki GAALIAN hamesha ka sath“ :p
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Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao.
Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna
kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na
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Chori chori ye
aana jana
chor do
chupke chupke
yun nazrain
milana chor do
kisi din
bohat pito gy
sab se tum
ye mehfil-e-milad se chapal churana chordo.
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Chay wala 1 girl se:
“Bholi si surat Aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..Aye haye
Girl reply:
“kali si surat Haatho me Chenak door khara chillay
‘chay chay’
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Charsi Qabristan me Churs P rha tha.
Police: Kya kr rhe ho ?
Chrsi: Abu k lia Dua.
Police: Ye to Bache ki Qabr hy.
Chrsi: Abu Bachpan me hi mrgye thy.
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Chand se roshni ziyada or sitaron se kam nikle.
Wah! Wah!
Chand se roshni ziyada or sitaron se kam nikle…
Jab b me apko dekhon meri hansi EK DAM nikle.:->
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Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.
adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????
