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American:
Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai.. ?
Pakistani: 1 Mahine Me
American: Hamare Mulk Me t0 2 Hafty Me Ban Jati Hai
Th0ra Agay Jane K Baad Phir P00cha: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai
Paki: Sirf 2 Hafty Me
American B0la: Hamare Mulk Me t0 3 Din Me Ban Jati Hai
Habib Bank Plaza K Paas Sy Guzarte Hue American B0la: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani ?
Paki Gusse Sy: Pata Nhi Subha Tak t0 Nhi Thi:-)
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American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
Amrican: Dog is Better than U
bcz it Swims
Pathan: Can U Swim?
Amrican: Yes
Pathan: whats the Diffrence between U & Dog.
GEO Khan
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Amazing Research:
In this depresed world, average person tells 4 lies per day or 1,460 per year. And, The Most Common Lie is:
“I“m Fine“
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Allama Iqbal ne parinday se poochha:
“Kia tumhein Aasmaan se girne ka der Nahi hota..?“
Parinda bola:
“Yaar Iqbal !Teri mehrbani ,
inna na sochia kr..“
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Ak admi ki shadi hui dost se mashwra lya k apni bv ka dil kesy jitun
Dost:Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun
admi ne ja kr aesa hi kiya
Bv ne sun kr jwab dia
Nhi its ok Agr Gold Leaf hy to 1 suta mujhy b lagwa do.
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Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:
“Mei fail? Wo b English mein?
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That’s unpossible!“;-):-P
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Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya.
Molvi sab: Sana ati hai?
Pathan: sharmate hue
G Nh!Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.
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Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
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Aik mrassi jb b kapray dhota barish aa jati.
Aik din mrassi sarf lainay dukaan pe pohncha hi tha k baadal aa gae.
Mrassi:KIDDAR??
Ma te “rass“ lain ayan:-P
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Aik “PATHAN“ apne kaandhay pe aik “TOTA“ bitha kar ja rha tha,
rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha,
bhai ye konsa janwar hy,
“TOTA“ bola “
PATHAN“ hai salaa…
