-
Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai,
Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai,
Ye haal tabhi hota hai,
Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai�.
-
Aandhiyan Youn Chaleen k Dil Ujarr k Reh Gaya . . .
AeY Vekheen “Faraz“ Meri Akh Vich Kee PeY Gaya . . .
-
A school held a Contest for little Kidz.The Theme was:
“The biggest sacrify my Dad Ever made for me“
Award winning Answer was:
“He Married my Mom..“
-
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
-
A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?
Sardar:Me kanta badal donga
Officer:Agar na badal sako?
Sardar:Me Red signal donga
Officer:Light na ho to?
Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga
Officer:Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar:Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa
Officer:Kyun?
Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.“:-D
-
A Phone Conversation.
Lady: I think u r the Father of 1 of my children
Man: Oh my God…! R u Kiran?
Lady: No
Man: anum?
Lady: No
Man: MaHa?
Lady (in total confusion): No Sir, I’m the Class teacher of ur son.
Oooppss:-P
-
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife at home?
After making call he asked how much to pay?
Devil:
Nothing, Hell to hell is Free..!!:-D:-P
-
A Dog Fell In Love
With A Cat
But
Dog’s Parents
Refused Cat
Gues Why?
The Gave A Solid Reason
Kurri Muchhaan wali aye
-
A beautiful girl cant give u a beautiful future
“but beautiful future can giv u many beautiful girls“.
(Hitler)
-
?7 Angels Come 2 Me & Asked For The…
…Most Inteligent,
Smart,
Nice,
Sweet,
…Well Behaved,
Well Groomed
…Person So I Gave Them
Your Address.
.
.
.
.
.
.
DEKHA Kaisa Ullo Banaya Unko.:-)=P
