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1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,
usne mujse shadi nahi ki
2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hai
1st:Btaya tha 2nd.to phr
1st.Usne abu se krli.
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1sardar Ko Muslsal I LOVE U K SMS Araha Tha
2nd srdar:aj to buhat LOVE K mesage Aa Rhy he.
1st sardar O Paji,aj Ghlti Se B.V Ka Mobile Ly aya hun:
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1pathan kesc office k bahr khra hokr galiyan derha tha
Admi: Khan q galiyan derhy ho?
Pathan: Hum mandi cow lene gya tha waha lite chali gyi hum gadha le aya
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1 Zoo me ek Tota
English,
Urdu
or Punjabi bol sakta tha.
ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:
Who r u?
Tota: I’m parrot.
Admi: tum kon ho?
Tota: Main tota hon.
Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota:Teri pehan da yar,saleya tennu 1 wari das te ditta k main tota waan
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1 Sardar ki biwi mar gae Sardar chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover boht zyada ro rha tha.
Sardar ne us sy kaha: o Na Ro Main dobara shadi kar lo ga.
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1 sardar ke shadi pe sub sardar he aye huay tay
Jub khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate k opar tissue paper
dakh kr socha shayd ye b khanay wali chaez ha.
Jub wo khanay laga to us k dost onchi onchi bolnay lag gaay
Oye! na khaween phika ee…:-)
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1 Sardar jab bhi kapry dhota
tab bohat zor ki barish shuru ho jati
1 din bohat dhoop nikli hooi thi to us ny shukar kiya aur dukan sy surf leny chala gya
jab dukan mein enter hooa to baadal bohat zor sy garja
Sardar ji jaldi sy Aasmaan ki taraf munh kar k boly
Kidhar.?
Main ty ras lein Aaya wan.
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1 qari sahab bache ko parhate hue bole:
‘shabash bache halaq se nikalo
HALL WA’
Bache ki ma dorti i boli:bache k halaq se mat niklwain
Ap k lye bhijwati ho ;->
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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
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1 orat k ghar Gas ka bil 500000 a gya
Wo Gas office gai or oficer se boli
“Na tussi menu ay dasso way Beghairatoo ay dozakh nu paip mere gharon janda ey?“
