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“Her ADMI ki zindagi me “3 Dolls“ aati hain…
Ek iski beti, Baby Doll.
Dosri iski girlfriend Barbie Doll.
Tesri iski Biwi “PANADOL“ wo b EXTRA:-D
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“Fallen Flowers Cant Climb Back…“
So,
Dont think about the Past,
Love the Present,
Live for the Future With a beautiful &Captivating Smile.
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“Desi Golden words“
¤ Horn do rasta lo.
¤ Pas kr ya brdasht kr
¤ Nasib apna apna
¤ Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa.
¤ Jisne maa ko sataya usne rickshaw chalaya.
¤ Palat kr dekh zalim tamanna hum b rkhte hain,
¤ Agr tu honda rakhta hai riksha hum b rkhte hain.
¤ Mehnt kr hasad na kr.
¤ Mere sajan dua krna.
¤ Hum chalay duni
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“DARD NAAK KAHANI “Larka Larki ko chahta tha,
mgr wo Larki nhi janti thi! 1 din Larkay ne himmat ki or us se kaha k “
Tum muje achi lagti ho larki ko ghusa aya or us ne
“Larke ki Naak pe mukka mar diya.“
Larke ki naak mei bohat dard howaor Is tarha ye ‘DARD’ ‘NAAK’ kahani khatam hui.
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“clasical insult“
Husband: “tum pori dunya mein b dhondo to mujh jesa husband nahi mily ga“
Wife: “tum kia samahjty ho, main 2sra b tum jesa dhondon gi?“
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“Churail“ Raat ko Wirano me Q Ghoomti he??
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Chalo Choro
Ye ap ka Personal Matter hai,
Jahan marzi ghumo phiro:->
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“Cash, cheque, or charge?“ the cashier asked.
As the woman searched her wallet, cashier noticed a tv remote control in her purse.
“Do you always carry ur TV remote?“ cashier asked.
“No“ she said. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me so I figured this was the worst thing I cud do to him.“
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“Best way of
Removing Tension“
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When you are over burdened..
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Just sit in a corner
Close your Eyes
and say..
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‘Khasmaan nu khao Saray’;-)
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“ Sunheri BÄÄt “
“ NAIKI “ Kar Ke Aise Bhool Jaaya Karo
.. Jaise ..
“ Shaadi “ Karne Ke Baad Husband Muskurana Bhool Jata Hai¿
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’1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha
Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’
