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Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai Try Again. :-)

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{Night poetry}
Na Din Ko Light..Na Raat Ko Light..
Wah WAH wah!
Na Din Ko Light..Na Raat Ko Light..

GOOD NIGHTGOOD NIGHT. . .@
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Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?“

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Shaan in LAGAAN movie:

Climax Scene,

1 ball 24 runs needed.

bowler bowls,

Shaan hits,

ball splits into 4 pieces,

all pieces goes for 6

Gujjar wins

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Rancho: Who said that 15 minus 10,
which becomes 5 in Pakistani currency should be decreased
on a thing which is called drink with blackish color
packed in different sized bottles sold in market
prepared by a multinational company...???

Teacher: Asaan bhasha me nai bol skte kia ??

Rancho: Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kar do

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Masjid mai elaan hogia ke
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1 bacha mela hai JIN KA HAI, aa ke le jayen
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1 Pathan jaldi agia owr bola: Mujhe bhi dikhawo JIN ka bacha kesa hota hai !

1 Pathan bachpan se heran-o-pareshan our Tension mai tha
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Yai soch kar ke mairi behn ke 2 bhai hai, owr maira 1 bhai kion?

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Pehla Zaheen Sardar
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Teacher: Jo sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai

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sardar:maths which fail kyun hoyan?

son: kadi teacher kehndi ae

5+3=8

adle din kehndi ae

6+2=8

phir kehndi ae

4+4=8
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saali nu aap hi confirm nahi menu ki sikhana see.

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If Dentists Make Films.
If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

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ek shaam kisii bazm mein juute jo kho gaye,
ham ne kahaa bataaiiye ghar kaise jaayenge
kahane lage ke sher sunaate raho yuun hii
ginte nahiin banenge abhii itne aayenge

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