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1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school ja raha tha ..

Raste mein kisi ne Pocha:
'Beta
Student ho?
Prhte ho?'

Bacha:
'Nhi Kanjar hun,
uniform mein mjra krnay jata hu

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Miss:
samundar Me Nimbu Ka Darakht Ho To Tm Kse nimbu Toro ge?

Student:
Chiriya Ban ke.
Miss:
Insan Ko Chiriya Teri Maa Banae gi?
Student:
Toh Samundar Me Darakht Tera Baap Lagae ga?
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Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati Hui He,

Girl:- Nahi Ye To Fashion He,

Boy:- Wah G Wah..

Khud Phaaro To Fashion..

Ham Phaaren To Police Station..
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Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Kyun?

Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.
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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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1 pagal dosrey se : tum kis din paida howay ho

2sra pagal : main sunday ko paida howa tha

pehla pagal :muje pagal mat banao sunday ko to chuti hoti hai

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ek shaam kisii bazm me.n juute jo kho gaye,
ham ne kahaa bataa_iiye ghar kaise jaaye.nge
kahane lage ke sher sunaate raho yuu.N hii
ginate nahii.n banenge abhii itane aaye.nge
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bolaa dukaan-daar ke kyaa chaahiye tumhe.n?
jo bhii kahoge merii dukaan par vo paa_oge
mai.n ne kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa 'cake' hai?
bolaa yahii.n pe khaa_oge yaa.N leke jaaoge?
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jo kabhi kahe suno kabhi kahe sunayiye
ek aisi biwi chahiye...
jo dekhtey hi kahe aayiye
thak gaye hain tashrie layiye
ek aisi biwi chahiye...
na pasand ho fuzul guftagu jise
kahey rasul ki baatein sunayiye
ek aisi biwi chahiye...
noor wadu ka ho chere pe jiskey
sirf haya uski aankhon se tapkey
ek aisi biwi chahiye...
jo dekhey to nazron ko jhukakey
parde ko halka sa utha key
ek aisi biwi chahiye...
jo rahey ba haya hijaab mein
sar se paon tak nakab mein
ek aisi biwi chahiye...
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Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.

Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.

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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay. :-)
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1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school ja raha tha .. Raste mein kisi ne Pocha: 'Beta Student ho? Prhte ho?' Bacha: 'Nhi Kanjar hun, uniform mein mjra krnay jata hu

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school ja raha tha ..

Raste mein kisi ne Pocha:
'Beta
Student ho?
Prhte ho?'

Bacha:
'Nhi Kanjar hun,
uniform mein mjra krnay jata hu