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Aaj
“TOM & JERRY“
ki Barsi hy

Unki YAD me plz.Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 “Cartoon“
ko zaroor SEND karo

Main ne apna Farz pura kar diya…………!!
Ab tm ye sms mje kr k cartoon wali hrkt mt krna

Ek Indian  ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy.

Indian: Men shama chahata hn,,

zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga doston


bhool jaon to samjh lena k, aik shehzadi urra le gai shehzady ko

Teacher to Pathan:

Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda (Flag) Sab Se Pehle Kahan Lehraaya Gaya?



Pathan(Kaafi Dair Sochnay L Bad): Sir!




Hawa Main. :-)

Ek Pathan Bandooq Le Kar Machchli Ka Shikaar Karny Jungle Main Gaya.

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Jao Rey Tum Bhi Pathan Nikla,
Joke To Uppar He Khatam Ho Gaya Tha. :-)

Miss:
samundar Me Nimbu Ka Darakht Ho To Tm Kse nimbu Toro ge?

Student:
Chiriya Ban ke.
Miss:
Insan Ko Chiriya Teri Maa Banae gi?
Student:
Toh Samundar Me Darakht Tera Baap Lagae ga?

Shak Ki Inteha ... :

Shohar: Darling ! I will love u for the 1000 years ...
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Bivi: Uss k baad kon c maa k pass jaane ka irada hai .

Biwi:

Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr
dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

Shohar:

ghalti to me ne ki ha?
to saza us gharib ko Q dein.

Beta: Papa ap mummy k sath kiun soty ho?
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Papa: beta sath rahne se Pyar bharta hai.
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Beta: Jhut, Pyar ni Pareevaar bharta hai.

31st December Ki Raat Ko 11:59 Ko Washroom Mat Jana
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Agle Saal Bahir Nikloge..Sochlo..!!! :P