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1 Larki thi awara si
Ek charsi pe vo mrti thi
Chori chori chupke chupke charas bhara krti thi
Pina tha shayad usko
Pr chars ki badbu se drti thi
Jb b milti thi mujhse
Yahi pucha krti thi
Charsi kesa hota he
Ye charsi kesa hota hai?
Or
Mai bus yahi kehta tha
Sms parhne wale jesa hota he..
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1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur apni shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharm aa gai kehne lagi “Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangti bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurt damad de de
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Pata hai kya hua?
.
Uski choti behan ki shadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis time Qabool hojaye ;->
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1 Hathi ne Romntic mod m 1 Chunti ko chera
Chunti ghusy me Hathi ki bv k pas ja k boli
Apny AWARA SHOHAR ko smjha lo
Warna MARD hamary ghar me b hein.
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1 Doctor Ne mreez baba ko 2 teeke lgaey or teesra
ek dosre mreez k lye tyar krne lga,
Baba smja ye b mare lye hai!
Baba dr se: putar bund pehli wari vekhi aa?
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1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.
Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.
Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon“
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa.
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1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he.
Me
aapko kesa lagta
hon.
Miss so sweet,
Bacha: To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko aap
k
ghar kb bhejon.
Miss: wo q.
Bacha:Take wo
hamari
baat aage chalaeen,
Miss:ye kya bkwaas
hai.
Bacha:
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Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b na Qasam se.
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1 chooha bari tezi se jungle se bahar bhag raha tha
k kisi ne us se pucha k kahan bhagay ja rahay ho
Choohay ne bari jaldi se idhar udhar dekhtay hoye kaha jungle me sb mere peeche par gaye hain unhe lagta hai mjhe pta hai. . .
K
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Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rs kam krdo;-(
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1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha.
1 admi bola:
Yaar, dunya chaand pr pohnch gai or tum yahan bhang bana rahay ho.
Charsi:
Mei b ye pee k bas nikalney he wala hun.
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1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,
Molvi sab,
Ap
?
?
dam Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya bomb Barood waalay..?
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1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay “AKBAR“kehte thay
Socho Q?
.
Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee
Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye.
