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Boy:
Tum Shadi Ke Baad
Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahin Mango Gi
Girl:
Arey Nahin Main Aisi Larki Nahin Hoon
Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena
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Boy 1:
Yar Larki Ko
I Love U Kehne Ki
Sabse Achi Jaga Kon C He?
Boy 2:
Faisal Masjid.
Boy 1:
Q?
Boy 2:
Q K Wahan Larkian
Chappal K Bagair Aayi Hoti Hein.
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:1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr
Ghusy me School
ja raha tha.
Raste me kisi ne Pocha
Beta Parhty ho?
Bacha: Nai, uniform main teri maa ka Mujra dkhnay ja raha hoon…
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3 Studnets were explaining the Angels why they deserved to go in Heaven
Student from UET:
I deserve heaven
because I served people by teaching them
Doors to the heaven didn’t opened.
Student from K.E:
I deserve it because
I studied and worked very hard.
Doors didn’t opened.
Student from FAST:
I’m a student of Computer Science in FAST .I deserve it because..
Suddenly all the doors opened.
Angels said:
Oh Poor! Welcome! You’ve been in hell too long….!
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3 bar lion roar karay to kia hota ha???
??
Tom and Jerry shuru hota hai
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2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae
1st pathan: chalo shukr ha jamat k sath namaz par li
2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to jamat nikal jati.
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2 Aurten 1 drakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se baten kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira
.
.
Pehli Aurat
Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
.
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Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.
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2 ‘Pathano’ Ko Bomb Mila
1st Pathan: Chal Police Ko De Aain 2nd Pathan:Agar Bomb Raste Main Phat Gaya To?
1st Pathan: Jhot Bol Denge K phata hoa hi Mila Tha!
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1st srdarni : 20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi
2nd srdarni: tey fer tu ki kita?
1st: Fer main 21 saal di hoi tey abay ne mera viah kr dita, tey fer olad hoi:
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1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,usne mujse shadi nahi ki
2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hai
1st:Btaya tha
2nd.to phr
1st.Usne abu se krli.
