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Teacher: Pakistan Main Aman Kyoun Nahiin Hota,
Pappu: Hamara Flag Hee Ulta Hai,
Teacher: Kya Matlab Pappu?
Pappu: Green Colour Qoom Ka Nishan Hai,
White Colour Aman Ka,
Aman Ko To Danda Diya Hoa Hai,
Agar Yehi Danda Qoom Ko Diya Hota To Aaj Aman Hota.
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Teacher to Pathan: AGARBATTI ka Jumla banao.
Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to Andhera ho Jata hai.
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Patient: doctor aisi medicine dijye k marnay k baad phr se zinda ho jaon
Doctor: Is me mein apki HELP nhe kar skta, U plz Contact
(STAR PLUS)
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Indian : hum ne apni beauty queen SANIYA MIRZA tumhary shoaib ko de ab tum hamary salman khan k liye kiya do ge?
Pakistani:
Melody Queen
NASEBO LALL ::-))
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Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai.
Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!
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Pathan:
2 Rotiyan khane se pehle khani hy ya Khane k bad?
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A Question For You.
_ _ _ Dil _ _ _ Lay Kar _ _ _ Dil Kay _ _ _ Gaya
_ _ _ Dil Nay _ _ _ Mera _ _ _ Kha Kar Mar Gaya.
In 7 Blanks Main 1 He Word Aana Hai.
Tell Now?
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“BREAKING NEWS“
Hakumat ne kaha hai k cheeni poray pakistan main 40Rs/kg farokht ho gi.
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Or dhondnay wale ko 1 lakh inam bhi milay ga..
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Dilne Unhe Chaha Fir Dilne Sawaal Kiya Un bin Jeeoge Kya
Agar Unhone Kiya Inkaar Toh Dil K Zakhm Seeoge Kya
Jab Unke Ghar Hum Chale Gae Karne Apne Pyar Ka Izhaar
Toh Unhone Kuch Is Andaaz Me Kaha “BHAIYA CHAI PEEOGE KYA“
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Aankhon main shampoo chala bhi jaye Faraz!
Aansu to mere aaty he nah Kyon ki.
Jhonson shampoo k bina to hum nahaty he nahi.
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Larki:
Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo
Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho
Larka :
Kamini Zaleel I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat!
