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Raks karti hai gardish-e-dauran,
Dar khulay hain sharb khano k,
Chai peenay ko ab kahan jayen Faraz,

Bund hogaye hain hotal pathano k.

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ £ee Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do“

Stor Wala:“Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,

pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)

Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security: Who are you?
Pathan: I am Hindu.
Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan!
Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan s.b Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai PATHAN:= O mera “KHUDA“ Yeh Kiasa Technology Hai, B.V Mera Hospital Me Hi Or Bacha Ghar peda Hua hy..

Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.

bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.

Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;

khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;

KHAN: cycle ki.
G Ö Khöcha!!!

Ek aurat Pathan
inspector se:

Mera husband ek haftay pehle aalu lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aya
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Pathan inspector:

“To behan kuch aur paka lo“

Akhbar Me aaya
50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain.
Is pr Pathano ne kafi halla Machaya.
Phir aya.
50% Pathan bewakoof nhi hote hain.
Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…