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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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Bacha: DAD apko pata chaly k Me 1st Division me pas hua to apko kesa Lage ga?
DAD: Me to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga.
Bacha: Busss isi Dar sy Me Fail ho gya..!
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Baap ne betay se kaha :
‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’
Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.
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Arz kiya hai:
Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai Badla
Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai badla
K raat bhar rotay rahay or subha hogaya “NazLa“
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Aqal Mand Admi Jb Koi Khas Or Ehm Fesla Krta H
To
Boht Sochta H,
Apne Dil o dimag Ki Sunta H
Or Akhr M Wohi Krta H Jo
.
.
UsKi bivi
Kehti Hy:D
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Application
To
Da Headmaster in Punjabi.
PAA G,
Guzarish ey way k mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda. Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich aik v kuri nai hai gi,
Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai.
Hor nai tay
“kam waliyan“ te soniyan rakh lo.
Bari meharbani.
Tuhada faithfully,
Pappu Dukhi.
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Ap ko yad ho ga k aik wakt tha jb MOHAMMAD BIN QASIM ny aik aurat ki faryad p pora sindh occupy kr lya tha,
0r aj aik aurat poch poch k thak gae hai
(kisne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupay kam krdo!)
lekn k0i b us masum orat ki fryad nai sunta..
S0 Sad.
Wake up PAKISTAN
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Ap k liye galib ne bola hai,
.
.
Såmåñdår k kiñåre bèthå kärò
.
køi nä köi låhär tø åyègi
.
Kismät nå badli to kiå höwa
.
kåm sè kåm
.
SHÅKÅL hi dhül jåygi.
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Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey
Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey
Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey
Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey..hahaha
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Angraiz elaan kr rha tha
Or
Punjabi translate kr raha tha...
O People
Oye Kanjro
Listen Carefuly
kan khol k sun lo
If u interfere in Govt. affairs
J kisy ne hakumat nal begherti kiti
He wil b punishd hard
Ohdy nal kuttyan jeha salook kita jaye ga
thats all
Chkhe thi wnjo.
