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Boy:I can kiss u without touching.
Girl:Impossible
Boy:Lgi 20,20 Rs.ki shart?
Girl oK
Boy kissed her
Girl:U touched me!!!
Boy:rola na paa
ay lay 20 rupy :-
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Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .
MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli…
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Biwi shohr se: aj ap office se jldi kaise a gaye?
Shohr:achank mere boss ko gussa a gaya aur bola jahanum main jao.
Main forun utha or tumhare pas chala aya.
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Biwi Ke sath Hamesha Piyar Karo
Biwi Ko Bahir Khana Khilao
Biwi Ke sath wafadari Karo
Aur Biwi Ko Khush RaKho
Ye mat socho Ke
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Biwi Kis ki hy.
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BF txt to his GF on watsApp…
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BF – Hi
GF – Hello.
BF – Kahan pr ho?
GF – Main apne papa ki BMW me
club ja rhi hu, abhi driver mujhe
club chor dega, uske baad mall
mey shopping k liye jaungi, tab
tumhe call krti hu, Tum kahan pr
ho?
BF – 401 no ki bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE, TUM TICKET
MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI..
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Bezzati XD
Boii: Happy Birthday baby!!
Gurl: Thank yeww :) what did
you g0t 4 me??
Boii: See that Pink Mercedez??
Gurl(xcited): YES!!
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Boii: Got you a Toothbrush, same Color.. ;D
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BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!
Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha.
Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ?
Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya“ Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar .
Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota.
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Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey “Raaju“
Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya… ;->
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BARE AZEEM
HOTE HAIN WOH
LOG.
JO KHUD RO KR DOOSRON KO HANSATE HAIN:-
JAISE K….
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“ALTAF BHAI“
M Q M!!!
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata
