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Ek pathan ne Najomi se pocha:
kya main aglay janam main Gadha ban sakta
hoon?
Najomi:
Mushkil hay,
Ek hi Facility Bar Bar nahi milti
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Ek memon ne Arbi ko khoon de k jaan bachai
Arbi ne use CAR gift di
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zrurat pari
memon ne phir khoon diya
Ab k bar Arbi ne Till waley Ladu gift kiye
memon: Gussy sy CAR kioun nahi di
Arbi: Bachy ab hamari ragon main b memon ka Khoon Dour raha hy.
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Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale ghayab ho jate
the.
Imran hashmi gaya
Imran ghayab,
Salman khan
gaya
Salman ghayab,
Katrina kaif gyi to
Bhagwan ghayeb:-)
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Ek dost apny friend say:
Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?
Dost:
To kiya hua, Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hy.
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Ek admi raat ko apne gher gaya.
darwaza knock kia.
Bv.kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bv:Haaye main mar gai te ander kon ae
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Dua
“Sweet Raho“ TOFEE Ki Tarha
“Fresh Raho“ CLOSE UP Ki Tarha
“Beautiful Raho“ FAIR & LOVELY Ki Tarha
Or
“Smart Raho“ OFCOURSE MERI TARHA.!
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Dr. to Patient’s frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.
Friend: Aby saly,
aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?
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Dost: itne udaas kyu o.
2nd: yaar wife se jhagra hua tha boli pure 30 din baat nai karna
Dost: tmhe to khush hona chahiye
2nd: aaj aakhri din hai.
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Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
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Dil k “Mehman“
ban jao
Ankhon ka
Arman ban jao
Honton ki “Muskan
ban jao
I m very very sorry Suno
ye sub choro tum bas
,
,
insan ban jao.
