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Height of Diplomacy…
Forgetting wife’s birthday
& later telling her :
“How can I remember your birthday Honey..
when you never look a year older…“
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Great SAYING..
“This Life Is Too Short Even To Get Full Sleep,
I Don’t Know How People Find Time To STUDY.“
William Jamshed Dasti MNA
Jaali Degree wale;-)
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Golden Words…
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Mere mobile mein nhi aaty…
Mere mobile mein sirf Black OR WHITE words aate hain……………
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Girls r the natural beauty of nature…
Girls rule the world…
Girls can wear jeans easily while boys cannot wear skirts…
Girls can wear boots while boys cannot wear heal shoes….
Girls look nice & cool in short hair but boys look silly in long hair….
Girls don’t make boys crazy but their beauty & their style makes them mad…!
Geo Kuriyo magar. . . . . . . jenay bi do.
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Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft, mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon?
Doctor:
“KUNDI“
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Girl PATHAN se
Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja..
Pathan..
O humne tumko call kia tha
us me baji boli plz TRY LETTER
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GEOMENTARY“
Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
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Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad!
BREAK:
Ufone… Tum he to ho
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LU ka Zeera plus.
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Surf excel.dadi 1 minute.
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Zong,sub keh do.
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Dew, do the dew.
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Jazz.apna he.
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Welcome Back After The Break
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Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal…
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha!
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Garmian diyan chhutian,
sardian diyan chutian,
Lo hun navi chhutian v aa gaiya ne,
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DEHSHAT GARDI diyan Chhutian....! :-p
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Funny But True 1 Fauji dosre se:
Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi…
2nd Fauji:Haan, Mizail computer se control hote hain naa..
1st:Phir to hum jung haar jaen ge,2nd:Woh kese.?
1st:Agar mizael chorrne se pehle light chali gai to.
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Free
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Bilkul Freeee…!!
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Pakistan Mæ Saans Lena bilkul Free
jaldi jaldi Le Lo Warna
is pe B TAX Lag jaye ga.;)
