-
Kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na parhein na amal karein
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“DOST“
500 ka balance tou dalwa do:-)
-
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
-
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
-
JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.
JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p
-
Jee krta hy aap k pass aaon,
Aap k pass aa k ruk jaun
Na baithu na bolun
Bas Aapki
Ankhon me
Kinu ka chilka nichor k bhag jaon
HAPPY Kinu Season
-
Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
-
It comes
when we see a wonderful question paper
in the examination hall
& we smile at each other
& say
.
.
.
Aik vi nae andaa:-
-
Islamabad
airport
pr
PIA
ki
Flight No.9
K
Jahaz
Ki
Seet No.52
Pr
Bethe
Musafir
K
sath
Khari
Air hostes
K
husbend
K
Ghar
K
Bedroom
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
Wali
Gali
K
Pehle
Mor
par
Mojood
School
Ki
Class
4th
K
Teacher
k
Table
K
Samne
Wali
Line
K
4th
Bench
K
Sath
Wale
Bench
Par
Bethe
Huwe
Student
K
Bag
Main
Pari
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page No.57
Ki
Line No.10
Main
Likha
Tha
K
Doston ko Stana achi baat nhi hy.
-
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
-
Interview main Sardar se pocha gaya:
ek African lady jo kano se kuch nahi sun sakti ho
usay kia kahain ge?
Sardar: Black Behrry
