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Innocent Reply:
Kid: Teacher Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: (Correcting Him) “May“ I Go To The Bathroom ?
Kid: Miss But I Asked 1st..!
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In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)
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In Baarishon se keh do kahi aur ja k barsaen Pappu
Q K meri China di Chapal Chickar wich tilak jandi ay…
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In a School function:
K.G boy started closing his EARs with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,
Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,
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He replied : “Dude She is d 1 whm 1 luv..& she is gonna start her speech wid’ My dear,brothers & sisters..“
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Ik larki thi dewani si.
B.COM me wo parhti thi..!
Dupatta oarrh kar,
Kitaben utha kar,
Library se guzra karti thi..!
Kuch parhna tha shayad us ko,
Fail hone se wo darti thi..!
Jb b milti thi mujh se wo ye pucha krti thi
Ye B.COM kese hota hai?
Ye B.COM kese hota hai..?
Aur Main sirf yehi keh patatha..!
Kitaben khuli hon ya hon band..
YAAD 1 raat pehle hi hota hai..
Kese kahon main oh yara ye..!
B.COM Kese hotA hai!
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If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
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Humari muhabat ka
kitna faida uthate ho
1 msg
kar k 10 free pate ho
Hamein to
msg kabhi karte nahi magar
Hmare msg forward
kar k number banate ho.
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Hum DIL men soch rhe thy k Aap ko kia kahain?
Bewafa
Khud gharz
Kanjoos
Bevakuf
ya
Phir
PAGAL?
Achanak
ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.
SUB KEH DO.
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Hum apni bebasi kisi ko nhi btayn gay
Fraz,
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Uper likha to hai k nahi btayn gay.
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Height of geniousity,
When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes
Now they call it as
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OXFORD DICTIONARY B-)
