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Main bewakoof’
Main bewakoof’
Main bewakoof’
Main bewakoof’
Main bewakoof’
Main bewakoof’
Aaista bolo yahan tak awaz aa rahi hai…;
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Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND Pagal kahe gussa na hona
Jahil kahe to b cool rahna
Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marna
Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.
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Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
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Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain.
Beautiful flowers,
perfumes,
neckleses,
teady bears,
purses,
rings
or bangles etc
laiken larky aik dosry ko kia dety hyn,
Guess kar0.
Aby, ye lay bachi ka number,to b kia yad krega,kis jiger sE dosti ki ha:-P
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larki:jan muje aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho
larka:
kamini kutti zaleel i love u, muj se shadi kar k muje tabah kar de manhos mari..
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Larka:Mere sath chalogi
GIRL:Kahan?
Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahn.
GIRL:0K Police station chalte hen.
Larka:Lo dasso G, banda apni Baji naal mazaq vi ni kr skda.
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Larka apni Maa se bola
Maa
Mujhe Dukh den
Tention den
Barbad Kr den
Mere Peeche Bhoot Lga den
Ammi Ne Kaha
Kambakht shortcut me Bol na
“BV Chahiye“..:-D
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Lady teacher: Aasman se farishte aate hain
Or apko chotay chotay Behan Bhai gift kerte hain.
A kid 2 his felow:Kya khyal hai Miss ko “3 idiots“ na dikha dain
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Lab-Pe-Ati Hai Dua Ban Kay Tamana Meri
Zindagi Ek Lover Ki Surat Hoo Khudaya Meri
Impress Mujh Say Her Aik Larki Hoo Jaye
Meri Aik Nazar Per Dil Apna Who Day Jaye
Hoo Meray Jeans Say Yunhi Meray Bandan Ki Zeenat
Jis Terhan Makeup Say Hoty Hai Husn Ki Zeenat
Ho Mera Kaam School College Kay Bahir Flirt Kerna
Her Haseen Larki Ki Maa Ki Izat Kerna
Meray ALLAH Parhai Say Bachana Muj Ko
Ishq Ki Jo Rah Hai Usi Rah Pey Chalana Mujko
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Kya koi mere sawal ka jawab day ga?
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Allah ki qasam pepsi wala nai hay
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bus yeh bta do k
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AAP K PASS 35 PAISAY HAIN.?
