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PATHAN Drakht pe charha to Bandar ne
Pucha..Upar kyun aye ho?
PATHAN..
Amrood khane
BANDAR..
Ye to Aaam ka drakht ha
PATHAN...
Main Amrood sath laya hun
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Pakistani di Mushkil
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur
Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
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Pakistan Main Govt Ki Be-Hisi Ki Aik Aur Misaal.
Aik Mazloom Aurat Rozana Subah Shaam Sawal Karti Hai
Aur Koi Bhi Uska Jawab Nahi Deta.
K…
Kis Ne Kaha Tha K, Pepsi Per 5 Rupey Kam Kar Do???
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Pakistan ka qaumi phal…Sabar ka phal
Qaumi Libaas…Kala Coat…
Qaumi khail..Muzakraat
Quami Dua..Ya Allah Light aajaye
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Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:
1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien.
2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien
3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien.
4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien.
5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien.
6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhien
7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhien
(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB) => SHAHID AFRIDI <=
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Pagal Admi, Chinese se:
Kia tum American ho?
Chinese:
Nhi, main Chinese hon.
Pagel;
Nhi tun American ho.
Chinese:
Nhi, main Chinese hon
Pagel:
Nhi, tum American ho.
Chinese gusse se;
Han Han main American hon.
Pagel:
Shakel se to Chinese legte ho
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Only true friends stand wid u during bad times of ur lyf..
So..
I “–—“ here by, promise that I will definitely attend ur wedding
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On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:
“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo.
Husband ne usay bandha
Or
dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya…:-):-D
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NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
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Nigha Mein Base Ho Zara KHAYAL Krna
Agar Waqt Mil Jaye To YAAD Krna
Mujhe To Aadat Hai Tmhe YAAD Krne Ki
Tmhe Hichki Jo Aye To MAAF Krna….
