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Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi
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Professor in Hindi Class : “Gaali ki paribhasha batao..”
Student: “atyadhik krodh aane per shaaririk roop se
hinsaa na karte huye, maukhik roop se ki gayi hinsaatmak
kaaryawaahi ke liye chune huye shabdon ka samooh
jiske uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann ko aseem shaanti ka
anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali kehte hai..!!”
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Pathan;
Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha??
Amma: Nahi to!!
Pathan:
To phir paida hone k baad hum ko pehchan kese liya…!
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Pathan: mery dada ny 1857 ki jang men dushman ki tangain kat di thin…
D0st: Gerdnain q nai katin?
Pathan: W0 k0i pehly he kat gya tha!!!
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Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy
Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi
Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai..
“Bohat Mota Wife“:-D
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Pathan..
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Dost..
Wo kaisay ..
Pathan..
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.
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Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do
Wapda wala:kyun sir
Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai wo tumko dena hai.
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Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..
“Bakra mar gya razai me!
Khan pagal he teri judai me…
Pani me machar tair nahi skta
Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta…
Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan
I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)
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Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya
Doctor k pass gaya
Logon ki mojodgi mai kuch yun haal batanay laga
Doctor sahib subha se Network kharab hy
Miscall pe miscall Aa rahi hy
Outgoing bilkul free
hy
Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hy
Pait mei balance bilkul nahi rehta
Jitna load karoo sab khatam.
