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Shadi me JIN aa gya Jin ko dekhte hi Larkyon ki Chikhen nikal gyi
Peer ne kaha Sari Larkyan Mun dholen Wo sb mun dhoke ayi to JIN ki cheeeekh nikal gyi..:-D
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Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My life.
1 mahene bad My wife
1 sal bad Home
2 sal bad Hitler
4 sal bad…Wrong no..
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Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
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Sardar:kal mebathrom vich gya te uthy saap betha C
Srdarni:hy o raba fir tusi ki kita?
Srdar:kuj nai me saap nu kya“ tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya ae.
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Sardar:
Jadon meri navi navi shadi hui,
menu meri biwi inni s0hni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jaawan.
Friend:“Aur ab?“
Sardar:
“Kha hi janda
te changa c
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Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE?
Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE..
Sardar:Te tOu?
Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE..
Sardar:Te tera result ki ae?
Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae
Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae..
Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain
TEra putar v fail ae..
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Sardar: Math vich fail kyun hoya?
Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8
Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, fir kendi ay 6+2=8
miss nu ap confirm nai tay fail menu kr dita.
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Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
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Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.
Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?
SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…
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Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi….!!!
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A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
P
Pakka Apple
Q:
Quetta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Wadda Apple
X:
X-xtra Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zndabad Apple
