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What is the biggest benefit
of having Girlfriend in the
same College or School
Where You Study???
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100% Attendance …
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What is the best punishment 4 a girl?
Give her new clothes
Matching jewellry & nice cosmetics
And then
Lock her in a room
Without a Mirror!
&
What is the best Punishment 4 A Boy?
Give Him A Mobile Wid
A lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers & Unlimited Credit
&
Put Him
In A Place Where There’s No
Network;
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What is “big“ in Ladies, “small“ in girls
and “not“ there in babies???
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The Letter “L“
what u thinking..?? dirty mind
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We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,
U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,
You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p
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Usne kaha
Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main
Jan Aaj kuch sitam kar do
Mujhe karo itna pyar ke sub kuch khatam kar do
Lipat jao mujhse mujhe besharam kar do
Mene kaha Aajo meri jan aur light band kar do
Phir usne kaha ruko meri Jaan
Pehle ye batao
Kisne kaha tha k PEPSI pe 5 rupay kam kar do .?.?.
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Usama asked Kajol,“how’s ur life?“
She replied,“kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.“
Then Kajol asked Usama,“what abt U?“
He replied,“kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.“
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U ¤ ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤
U R ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤
U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤
U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤
U R SO ¤¤¤¤T
U R SO ¤¤¤ET
U R SO ¤¤EET
“U R SO DhEET“
hr veley Tarifaan nai hondiyan.
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txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy
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Two chromosomes that cause divorce———
‘Ex’ and ‘Why’!!!!
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Tum ne dekha
hai kbi Chand pr behta Pani..??
Mene dekha hai Ye Manzer apna moun dhote hue.:-)
<('.')> 0ooh ) ( MY God:-) / /
