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~*MEDICAL*~ ~*GHAZAL.*~
Challo Ab Ishq Ka Mazza Chakhen
Tamam Dawain Bachoun Ki Pohonch Se Door Rakhen
Tum Se Milne Ki Ab Kya Justujo Karen
Tabyat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujou Karen
Hamari Chahat Ka Kuch To Khayal Karen
Dawai Ko Achi Tarha Hila Kar Istemal Karen
Dil Mera Toot Gaya Uthi Jub Us Ki Doli
Subha Dopeher Sham Aik Aik Goli
Wo Ishq Karne Pe Raza Mand Hy
Jumay K Din Clinic Band hy.
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ye lo love guru se taveez lia hai!
Jis larki ko doge wo foran mera hojayega!yaqin na aaye to larki ko bhejo.
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Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai
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Yun to hai mujh mein boht“DeenDari“
Magar jahan dekhi koi“bachi pyari“
Bus Waheen pe“Aankh de Mari“
Phans gai to hamari,
Warna phir se wohi “DeenDari“.
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You are a DONKEY
D�4 decent
O�4 outclass
N�4 nice
K�4 kind
E�4 excelent
Y�4 young
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Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai
“GHALIB“
Dost jaan to dey dete hen magar apni JAN ka number nai dete.. (-.-) / <) (/ || ~~
Lo daso ay koi yaari ay:-):-D
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Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga,
Uski Doli agar Uthi
To
To
To
(,“)
<))> XcuSe mE
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Koi Baat Nahi,
Dosri Phansa Lon Ga.
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Ye Dil buhat udas hai,
Koi apna nahi paas hai,
Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,
Zara apni wali ka Number to dena,
Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas“ hai……..
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Winter ka Taza Kalaam..
Arz kiya hai..
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Alag alag kambal mein so rahay thay Mehmod-o Ayaaz,
Full speed men pankha chala k bhaag gaya Faraz.
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Wife:hmara bAcha chalny lg gia
Pthan:kb sy?
Wife:8 din sy
Pthan:o khana khraba pehly btati ab to bohat dor nikal gia hoga . . . . .
