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Wife:Agr mai waqt hoti log meri kitni Qadar krty Husband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jaty.
Wife:Q.?
Husband:Log Khty Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha hy.
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Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta
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WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?“
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!!!
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Wife husband se: Main ghar chor k ja rahi hon.
Husband: jaan choro
Wife: Aap ki ye JAAN kehny ki aadat bhi na… hamesha mjhy rok leti hai !
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Wife apne Husband se boli:
Dekho Ji , Kaam karte Waqtmere ko Kiss – Wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli :
Madam Ji, Achhi Tarah se Samjha do,Main to bol – bol ke Thak Gayi…
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When U pray for others,
GOD listens to U & blesses them…
When U r happy & feel blessed,,,
Remember someone has prayed for U…
GOD bless u
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When does a friend becomes the best in the world ?
When his dialogue,
“I care for u !“
changes into
“I will kill u if u don’t take care of yourself ! “
So take care of yourself
if u don’t want to be killed by me :P
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What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?
Socho…
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!
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What is Your Name?
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Aray Pagal Tujhay Apna Naam Bhi Nahi Aata
Jo Neechay Dekh Raha Hai.
bewakoof
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What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
