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Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho
Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai…=P;-)
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Teacher papu se
teacher:larkiyun ko 18 saal k baad kis chiz ki zarurat hoti.
Papu:very simple shanakhti card ki.
Ap b apni zahanat papu ki tarah tez rakhen.
Waise ap ne b galat nahi socha.
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TEacher :
Hamesha Yad Rakho
Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki
Khidmat Karne Aaye
Hain
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Sardar :
Wah g wah!
Te fer Dujay Ki Amb Len Aae Ney.. ?
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Teacher 2 students: Jo cheez tumhe tang ya
pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!
Student: Chal mama phr sb se pehle to tu nikal! :
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Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?
Pathan: Pata nahi,
Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?
Pathan: YATEEM
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Tariq Mehmood Bajwa,
MPA of PML(N) from Nanka Sahib 68,
Has made an amazing record by doing.
MA in 2002
BA in 2006
And Matriculation in 2007
Please forward this message to all your friends
as an attempt to put his name in Guiness Book of World Records.
Parha Likha Punjab!
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Tamam Pakistanio ko inform kia jata hy k hr match hm nhi jeet skte
q k baqi teams yahan apne ABBA ki Barat ma nhi i hy!
A Pblic Service Msg by
Shahid AFRIDI:)
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Some times
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i feel like writing lol
at the end of every answer i give in exams.
:-D:-D:-D
Some times
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i feel like writing lol
at the end of every answer i give in exams. :-D:-D:-D
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Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
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Shiekh ka beta girl friend k saath ghoom phir k ghar aya to baap ne pocha kitne paise kharch kiye.
Beta: 50 rupay
Baap: Itne ziada
Beta: Us k pass itne hi thay
