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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola PAPA Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
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Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k
liye
powder loge kya?
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Santa: ” Nahi, hum
cockroach ko itna
laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj
powder laga
denge to kal sala DEO
mangega!!
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Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par,
Maine Us Se Pucha tha,
Tum kuch kehti kiun Nahi,
Wo Palken Jhuka Kar Muskura Di,
Or Rait Per Likha
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Kamenay ! Mei GooNGi aan
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Sabzi msg.
MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh per barsay,
Teri chahat ko Aaloo timatar tarsay,
Teri zindgi mn aein etnay Kaddoo
Ke tu teenday khanay ko tarsay;-)
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Saas ki Demand:
Larki
Khubsurat ho
Khubsirat ho
Ameer ho
Parhi likhi ho
Km umar ho
Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho,
LARKI ki Demand
(SiMple..)
Saas na ho..
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mujhe apni or ghaseet-ti rahi..
Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gya
Or
1 raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhe so gaya!
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Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.“
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.“
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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
